Santa Claus: Stalker??

I know it's late after Christmas and all that, but it's time we faced the truth.  Santa Claus is not all that he's made out to be.  The fake one anyway.  Think about it people...  he's the ULTIMATE STALKER!  He knows when you're sleeping and when you're awake, if you've been bad or good..  for every kid in this world!  Kind of awkward isn't it??  Another thing:  The fat, red-cheeked guy comes into your house at night.  Breaking and entering much??  He eats your cookies, yeah yeah, you leave them out, but don't you think that the warm milk would be a hint to get lost??  And why isn't he DEAD?  How long has Mr. Kringle been around??

I don't know about you guys, but maybe some little kids have the right idea by breaking down crying at the sight of the jolly ol' fella.  Just a thought.